WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter.
btc
5 years ago
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